Don't Smile because it's over... Smile because it happened!
Cool Stuff!!!
Print this out
and put
it on peoples cars for fun!!
PARKING
VIOLATION
State ~
Automobile~
License Plate Number~
Time~
This is not a ticket, but if it were
within my power, you would receive two.
Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate,
feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants,
1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the
African interior. The reason for giving you
this is so that in the future, you may think
of someone else, other than yourself. Besides
I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple
minded drives and you probably fit into one of
these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission
failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.).
Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest
your armpits.